2010 Burton Wilkes 5 Pocket Pants

Whoa doggy! Five whole pockets! Ya hear that Ma! These pants got five pockets! It would be funny if they had only three pockets. Man, I hate pants with three pockets! In addition to the mind-boggling amount of pockets on these snow pants, they got DRYRIDE™ for, well, a dry ride and fully taped seems for a super duper weatherproof seal. They're also Slim Fit, but not slim enough so you can't fit a Slim Jim in one of those five pockets. But wait, it gets better. They have a LIFETIME WARRANTY, too! But you can't warranty them if you don't think they're slim enough. Instead, you need therapy.