GRENADE UNBREAKABLE GLOVE

II. PURPOSE AND SCOPE:
Breaking your hands usually isn’t the most enjoyable moment in a person’s life. Fingers snap, bones protrude violently through ones skin, shrills of horror can be heard echoing in to space. Well actually maybe not in space because of that whole vacuum, "nobody can hear your screams in space" thing. But on a good note, at least if you snap your hands in these they'll still look intact, kinda, maybe... Who are we kidding? Go to the doctor you idiot; your fingers are being held together by twine, cabinet hinges and twigs!

III. PRODUCT FEATURES:
A.Neoprene Top
B.Lorca Suede Palm
C.No-Slip Bone Grip
D.Zombieproof Coating
E.Lightweight Spring Glove